38 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (May 24, 2024)

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May 24, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

You carefully make your way through an old ruin, your footsteps echoing off the walls. You come to a large chamber and see a large ogre standing in the center. The ogre is huge, with green skin and sharp teeth. It is wielding a large club and its eyes are filled with rage.

You know that you cannot defeat the ogre in a fair fight, so you decide to use your stealth skills. You sneak up behind the ogre and attack it with your dagger. The ogre is caught by surprise and you manage to land a few hits.

The ogre roars in anger and turns to face you. It swings its club, but you dodge out of the way. You attack again, this time landing a critical hit. The ogre falls to the ground, dead.

You loot the ogre's body and find an old book. You open the book and see that it is full of memes about Dungeons & Dragons. You laugh as you read the memes. You have found a treasure trove of D&D humor.

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  • 01
    The DM can override the rules for a good reason. Rule 0. The rules exist to protect the players from the DM CAPTAIN AMERICA MAY 6, 2016
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    D&D player strategy...everytime. I HAVE AN IDEA. A GOOD ONE? LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. Am AA poorlydrawnlines.com
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    Players: how does this towns economy work? Me, the DM making it up as i go: HES TUO it just works.
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  • 04
    Wizard: I cast a mighty spell! Druid: I turned into a powerful beast! Fighter: -I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
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    When the DM starts a conversation with multiple NPCs and each has a different accent (awe
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    The rest of the party Uuhhh, do we take prisoners? Our warlock with a weird knife I don't
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    Paladin: We need that sword but there is no way to get it Rogue: We could always steal it. Also Rogue remembering that the Paladin is LG: @4d6_drop_lowest For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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    When you have gnomish tinkering, tinkers' tools, and some looted metal, but the DM won't let you craft a machine gun W
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    Hot Demon: "Alright, I'll give you Eldritch Blast, but you have to sacrifice 18 newborns to me a month." Warlock Mains: ANTED WANTED That's outrageous! Done
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  • 10
    I DECIDED TO BE A CLERIC FOR OUR NEW CAMPAIGN! OH GOOD! WE NEEDED A HEAL BOT!
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    Thief: I sneak up behind the politician, avoiding the gaze of the guards. DM: This is a crowded area. Roll for stealth at a disadvantage. 20 ALIGNMENT Chaotic Good BACKGROUN One Haunted victimi will not I refuse to 20 I have a dark cam the law. (Chaotic) that puts me > a vic be Ro Ladys 0 Rif 00 Roch 0 TUR
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    Me voicing NPCs like NERDY ALIEN OLD MAN NIGHTMARE My imgflip.com Voice options are... 111 111
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  • 13
    Friend: Why do you prefer to be the DM instead of one of the players? Me: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people.
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  • 14
    Melody #ZangiefForSmash @shoopdyt Players: Nice! I rolled a 20, that means i succeed right? DMs: NO
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  • 15
    cindy @kimchidraws @cr spoilers the only difference between paladins and warlocks is that one's got an employer and the other's got a sugar daddy 21.06.18, 10:41 2'846 Retweets 8'415 Likes 27 <]
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  • 16
    FIRST CAMPAIGN PCs FIFTH CAMPAIGN PCs Whoa. A ...And is that dinosaur! guy covered in bees? I am This bees! guy is made of bees!
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    imgflip.com The DM I hate that guy "Do we level up?"
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  • 18
    Darkmessiah Today at 7:22 PM Playing DnD is not hard you just roll dice and then say something insane and the DM sighs
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  • 19
    When you get the party to draw their characters but everyone has different art styles. 11-
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  • 20
    Your friend who agreed to DM The DM they turned out to be 80
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  • 21
    Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @billy_bones Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF 10/2/18, 9:36 PM
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  • 22
    When the Barbarian has a plan and wants to lead When I'm in command, son, every mission's a suicide mission.
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  • 23
    A kind, caring NPC who genuinely just wants to help INSIGHT CHECK The entire party
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  • 24
    When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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  • 25
    YOU APPROACH A TREACHEROUS SWAMP. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? ARTAX AND I WILL BRAVE THE SWAMP. EL 116
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  • 26
    When the Bard asks What the NPC is wearing. [softly] Don't.
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  • 27
    VAMPIRIC HALF DRAGON TARRASQUE LICH When you absolutely, positively, have to kill the ENTIRE party!
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  • 28
    The DM When a player is about to pull the lever. quickmeme.com
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  • 29
    When the players' paranoia has gotten out of control The party casting detect evil and good, detect magic, detect thoughts, and dominate monster A spoon
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  • 30
    THE DM WHEN THE PLAYERS APPROACH A TRAP AND DON'T SEARCH
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  • 31
    dndplayers CLERIC NEW PLAYER VETERAN PLAYER "Isn't that the class that just heals people?" "It can do other things."
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  • 32
    Me and the boys carrying out our foolproof plan 5 ει 5 ει El SEL St ει SEL Dexati www.dexati.com
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  • 33
    fb.com/dndmemes SAY IT AGAIN DUNGEON MASTER YOU HAVE ADVANTAGE
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  • 34
    When its been 5 whole minutes since you've said anything because you're just watching your players roleplay their characters beautifully and having fun
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  • 35
    D&D players researching thermodynamics to one shot monsters. D&D players trying to figure out the obvious plot, and puzzles.
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  • 36
    Rogue, you have a disguise kit, right? Rogue:
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  • 37
    ROGUE: *MAKES RECKLESS DECISION* TY THE DM THE REST OF THE PARTY mail.p.com
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  • 38
    A random NPC What are you people doing in my apartment? imgflip.com The party looking for a free place to stay because the innkeeper wouldn't haggle [chainsaw revs]
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